Just got back. Boy, that was a close one.
There’s been a small delay in getting REX HAVOC ON HORROR ISLAND finished, and while I can’t get into the details, it involved an unexpected trip to the year 2036 (and me only in my pajamas) when the rogue planet Bellus had wandered into our solar system and life on Earth had only months more to live.
My assignment there was to supervise the lottery that would determine which lucky people would be saved from this catastrophe and rocketed safely to our new home world, Zyra. Luckily, I was among the fortunate few who got a seat on the last ride out, and even had a vacant seat on either side of me so I could stretch out. Some people said the lottery was rigged, but they’re all dead now, and so is that messy investigation.
One bright note on this whole end of the world catastrophe: President-For-Life Donald Trump spent every last dime he had to build our space ark, but when it came time to blast off, his solid gold wheelchair was too heavy to get up the ramp and we were forced to leave the old fart behind.
Anyway, the important thing is, I’ll be fine in the future. As for the rest of you, it might be a good idea to sell everything you own in 2035, move to a nice tropical island, and run up your credit cards. Believe me, your FICO score won’t mean squat in 2036. Just saying.
Next time I’ll have a sneak preview of REX HAVOC ON HORROR ISLAND. It’s finished and being edited right now, and I think you’ll dig it when it’s finally released. And yes, it will be available long before Bellus ever gets here.